battery seller: BATTERY GET YER FREE BATTERY HERE!
weejay: batteries!? why you selling them in this place?
battery seller: cause Maxwell trapped me here for giving him a bad battery and I need to find a living so I don't die.
weejay: oh...well how do they taste?
battery seller: they taste...wait wut?
weejay: what do you think you can gain from selling batteries here? to power stuff? there's nothing to power here. the only thing you can do with it is....eat it. so what do they taste like ?
battery seller: um.....they taste like....lithium-ion and electrifying happiness?
weejay: electrifying happiness?!
battery seller: um yeah why? you going to eat...
weejay: HOT DAMN I'LL TAKE 40! mm-mm-mmmmmm tastes so good (: